Fucking hell, Georgia Democrats. What’s it going to take to get you to get out and vote? Yes, voting is inconvenient. Yes, your vote doesn’t matter because you’re just one person and there are hundreds of thousands of people who live in your congressional district. And your congress person isn’t going to stop all the bad things from happening anyways. But the same thing applies to Republicans and there isn’t an election they don’t turn out to. And because they vote, they have power.

Republicans. They probably don’t even know who the speaker of the house is, but they sure as shit know who Nancy Pelosi is and they’re against her goddammit! They’re against Obamacare! They’re against job killing regulations! They’re against those smug pajama wearing liberals who think they know so much about snapchat but can’t even change a tire! And they’re winning!

Democrats have noticed they’re winning and they’re trying to copy the Republicans. The agenda everyone knows is not the agenda of health care for everyone, of higher education for everyone, of economic security for families, justice for black lives and housing for the homeless. The agenda everyone does know is fuck that asshole Donald Trump and let’s impeach him for all the illegal stuff this guy on twitter says he was doing with Russia.

It’s not working. Democratic voters aren’t like Republican voters. They’re not marinating in a media stew of negativity all day, just living to make liberals cry. They care about things like women’s rights, LGBT rights and polar bears’ right to exist. They just don’t see how the Democratic Party is going to do anything about it. Which is idiotic because obviously they can’t do anything until they get a majority, and they can’t get a majority unless they get the fucking base to get excited and go vote.

Sorry about my incoherent rage.

I am not actually a train. Or a roadrunner. But I am originally from New Mexico.

I am not actually a train. Or a roadrunner. But I am originally from New Mexico.